Fizzle
If words really could win the war, Fizzle would have ended it centuries ago by sheer volume. He's actually not too bad a strategist. In fact, he's been responsible for many of the Autobots' greatest victories. He's just nowhere near as good as he claims to be. He's constantly coming up with elaborate fantasy-world scenarios of his greatness, and absolutely refuses to accept any blame for his failure to reach them.
Eventually, seized with the need to prove to everyone that his plans would be unimpeachable if it weren't for all the other people screwing them up, he took on the more threatening moniker of Blaze and set out on his own as a self-appointed Autobot hitman. The results have, perhaps predictably, been as mixed as anything he achieved as Fizzle.
He can sometimes be found drowning his sorrows in cheap energon. During these moments of over-energizing, he really gets bad at the bragging and blaming others. Once it's out of his system, he apologizes... but then he's right back at it again later.
Team : Autobots