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Shocking surprise action & punchin’ bazooka! No matter what from he takes, bad guys should know better than to mess with The Mask! After changing into a wild, wide-eyed wolf. The Mask prepares to deliver a knock-out punch to any evil enemy that dares to cross his path! For howlin’ good crime-fighting fun, nobody beats The Mask!

Super-Spinning Tornado Action! Bad Guys beware, there’s a storm on the horizone and it’s headin’ this way! The amazing Mask spins and swirls at super-sonic hyper-speeds as he uses some spare mufflers to knock out his enemies like a Tasmanian Tornado! Talk about dong the Twist – the Mask is unstoppable!

Exploding Action & Squirting Milo! If you think red chili peppers are hot, check out the Mask’s idea of a snack! The amazing Mask can stomach anything, even an explosive appetizer he stuffs down his throat! If things do get too hot to handle, the Mask has his faithful friend Milo to relieve the pressure by cooling off the bad guys faster than a fire hose!

One head pops up, the other one disappears! Stanley Ipkiss is the kind of guy girls don’t go out with, cab drivers abuse and cars splash with mud. But when Stanley wears his mask, he’s the one who does the dissin’! Who else can bounce like a kangaroo on a pogo stick and spin like a Texas tornado? When Stanley becomes the Mask, his wild and wacky side always seems to surface, like blowing a horn so loud it shatters the glass in a car, pulling a bad guy’s underwear over his head for a world-class wedgie, and becoming a song-and-dance sensation at the Coco Bongo nightclub. As the Mask says, “It’s party time! P-A-R-T-Why?.. because I gotta!”

Eyes and tongue pop out! There’s no one nicer than Stanley Ipkiss, but when he becomes the Mask, there’s no one weirder! One night, as he tiptoed past his apartment manager’s place, an alarm clock suddenly leaped out of his pocket and started ringing! So the Mask whipped out a giant circuit mallet and proceeded to smash the springs out of the clock, putting some manhole-sized craters in the floor in the process. His apartment manager, Mrs. Peenman, mudcaked face and all, blasted away at him with a shotgun, but the Mask was way, way, too fast for her, bouncing off the walls like a rocket with feet. “Easy lady” says the Mask. “I was just killin’ time!”

Blazing, quick-draw action! “You missed me! You missed me! Now you gotta kiss me!” That’s what Stanley (as the Mask) told Dorian’s henchmen as they were shooting at him. Then, as they desperately tried to reload their weapons, the Mask suddenly pulls out two fistfuls of guns with giant barrels and lots of ammo. The Mask squints at them, and in his best Clint Eastwood voice, says: “I’m just gonna ask you once question. Do ya feel lucky, punks? Well… do ya?” The bad guys took off like bugs in a bee’s nest and the Mask rescues the beautiful girl! He’s a totally cool dude with a comical attitude!

Face and eyes pop out of the skull! The cops are closing in on the Mask! He runs out of the park through huge wooden gates that he bolts with an iron bar, locks with a giant padlock, reinforces with a steel plate, zips up with a gigantic zipper and hammers shut – all in a flash! Then he rests for a moment thinking he has escape trouble… but his eyes bug out in shock when he sees what’s in front of him, dozens of cops! Cops in cars, cops in helicopters, even cops parachuting toward him! There’s only one thing the Mask can do: dance! And, believe it or not, the cops dance too! In his best Latin voice, the Mask sings, “They call me Cuban Pete, I’m king of the Rumba beat!” No doubt about it, the Mask is a mean, green, dancing machine!